22. Born And Raised On An Island In The PNW.

16th September 2016

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tahreza:

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

9th September 2016

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ml-j:

securesuggestions:

Someone thinks about you before they go to bed

the devil and how he’s gonna fuck up my day when he wakes up

9th September 2016

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incisedpottery:

Every one should go to bed. Let’s all go to bed and figure this out in the morning

9th September 2016

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istudypirates:

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

9th September 2016

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shittyidea:

Let people bring weapons when they go Black Friday shopping

9th September 2016

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kimkwests:

can you believe that apple took away the headphone jack, made the headphones wireless (which only hold a 5 hour charge) (and you’ll definitely lose one of them eventually) and will sell them for $159? BUT you can BUY an adapter to replace the free jack they took away, so you can use the perfectly good wired headphones you already owned. but you won’t be able to listen to anything and charge your phone at the same time.

honestly? apple is one of the greatest scammers of all time, joanne prada should be shook.